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Stoop to the Stoop My Darlin: It’s a 227 Reunion
227. Along with Amen and Punky Brewster, perhaps the favorite television show from my childhood. The stoop stylings of Maaaary, Pearl, Rose, and, of course, Soooondra created the African-American family I always wished I was a part of. And this week, The Today Show finally did it: They reunited the cast of...
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This Ke$ha-$tar War$ Video Is Our Only Hope
Did you see the video for Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” and think, “This video is just not nearly nerdy enough for my liking”? I know I did.
Fear not, because the internet came through and provided us with the dose of Star Wars we crave in the music of our troubled pop stars. This video is...
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Michael Emerson Stars In Lost Prequel, “1992 Prison Training Video”
This amazing early-90s prison training video teaches aspiring wardens the best way to handle an unruly prisoner: Bring in creepy-ass Michael Emerson from Lost. He’ll not only calm the prisoner down, but he’ll also convince the prisoner he’s protecting his friends by murdering employees at competing prisons.
In this example, he doesn’t succeed. Poor,...
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Yes Dear Totally Predicted The Tiger Woods Scandal
And to think, this whole time, you thought Yes Dear was a throwaway sitcom incapable of humor, let alone clairvoyant powers to foresee the sexual transgressions of our sports idols? How naive of you. Mike O’Malley saw that scandal coming as clearly as he saw Chris “The Eagle” Jackson miss that actuator on the...
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Nirvana Figure Skater Begs The Question: Can Kurt Cobain Roll 360 Degrees Around In His Grave And Back To Normal?
Between the Kurt Cobain rapping avatar in Guitar Hero and the following video of a grungefied Scott Williams doing a figure skating routine set to “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” I’m wondering if it’s possible for a deceased artist to roll over in their grave so forcefully, they spin completely around back to their original...
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There Is Nothing Sexual About These Two Australian Morning TV Hosts Playing Wii
This is just a video of two morning show anchors in Australia having a bit of fun on the air with their curling game for Nintendo Wii. That is all I see. Boy, it sure does look like a wholesome good time though.
Why is everybody laughing? Rowdy, why are you laughing?
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Elmo Serenades Wendy Williams With A Choreographed, Autotuned Huhhhhhh???
Precious, lovable Elmo. Never too busy to compliment Wendy Williams with some beats n’ autotune alongside two Mickey Mouse Club understudies.
“I hate Wendy Williams but I love Elmo, so I am very confused.” – Michelle
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VIDEO: Big Dog Pooping On A Little Dog
This twenty-second animation stands as a vicious metaphor for countless aspects of society. Most directly, a larger dog pooping on a smaller dog. But also other stuff too. Cats.
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OK Go Just Won The Internet Again
When military scientists invented the internet back in the 1950’s, this is what they had in mind. Behold, the video for OK Go’s “This Too Shall Pass”:
I can’t tell if this video makes me feel sickeningly lazy or like an actually somewhat productive human being. This is the type of thing I would inadvertently...
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TRAILER MIX: So This Is What Robert Pattinson Sounds Like…
Blizzard Confession: Before last night, I had never really heard Robert Pattinson speak. He was always just this presence, this figure, that haunted my waking life. And yes, a single dream, that I’d rather not get into here. His face was stone, a Greek carving with a large, gaping mouth that...
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Video of Ke$ha at Middle $chool Talent $how Prove$ We Were All Ke$ha’s at $ome Point
Ah, middle school. Sometimes one wonders if middle school was created specifically to sequester pre-teens and post-adolescents during their ugliest time, an entire cement block dedicated to school the country’s most unsightly youngsters. It’s during this time that are “parts” start “budding,” our “glands” “secreting,” our “faces” going through some sort of...
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Adam Lambert Dishes on Humiliating Banana Republich Past*
Our friends over at The Fab Life were lucky enough to secure a few minutes with our favorite man of the hour Adam Lambert, in a apparel celebrating segment known as Pop Couture. Adam takes time to take an in-depth look at what, exactly, makes the fabrics that swaddle him so fabulous. ...
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VIDEO: Small Town Animals Try To Make It In The Big City
It’s only Tuesday, and we have already been graced with two videos of animals who think they’re people. I wish every week started out like this.
First, can a pigeon really juggle a career AND find love? This fall on FOX, one bird proves it takes more than wings to get to the top and...
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The Amazing Race Debuts Best Detour Ever: Llama Clothes
Shame on CBS. The best show currently on television (after Fantasia For Real & Celebrity Fit Club, obvs.” — Corpy Shill), The Amazing Race, began its new 16th season last Sunday, with Nary a voicemail, or text, or comical boxing glove in the face reminding us. As a result, we missed the...
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Yo Gabba Gabba Brings In Anthony Bourdain As Travel And Culinary Critic
What do you call this? One-eyed red thing urethra stew? It’s actually not half bad — I’m liking the combination of the cold broth with the hot one-eyed red thing urethra…
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The Ed Hardy Boyz Are Back… And They Brought Some Friends, Bro
Are you suffering from a severe lack of new, non-Olympic entertainment the last two weeks? By any chance did that weird British brother-sister goth ice dance team’s routine to Linkin Park last night (yea, I watched. Whatever.) leave you nostalgic to catch up with an old nu-metal icon? Well Nick Kroll and Jon Daly...
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VIDEO: Super Saver Lillian For CVS Has To Be A Tim And Eric Character, Right?
Here’s Super Saver Lillian to explain the new CVS “Double Bucks” rewards! Two is better than one is what she always says!
The fact that I laughed out loud throughout this thing again serves as a reminder of how the internet has completely ruined any essence of humanity or living soul I ever may have...
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VIDEO: OH NOOOOO — RUN You Stop-Motion Danish Bunnies!!!
This Danish stop-motion animated short “Out Of A Forest” starts out adorable, then becomes waaaaay more tense than any animated bunny tea party video has the right to be, before ultimately resuming its place firmly in the realm of adorable again (adoraspoiler!)
I may or may not have just yelled “Why aren’t you running??? RUNNN!!!”...
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Here Is Vampire Weekend’s “Giving Up The Gun” Video And/Or MTV’s Rock N’ Jock Tennis
Vampire Weekend just premiered the video for their new single “Giving Up The Gun,” and it features some big name celebrities playing tennis (which I guess is a real life version of that game in Wii Sports) on the set of Michael Jackson’s “Scream” video. See Joe Jonas and Jake Gyllenhaal get schooled by...
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VIDEO: The Full Tiger Woods Apology
Here’s the Tiger Woods apology in its entirety.
I assumed it was gonna be a long, deliberate, predictable prepared statement of attrition, so I was surprised by how many times he yelled “Back off, motherf***ers!”
Thoughts? Personally, I believe he’s being sincere when he says he had a bunch of affairs.
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