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Grizz From 30 Rock Will Singlehandedly Drive The Dow Up A Bazillion Points Or So
Call your brokers, everyone! Grizz Chapman from 30 Rock rang the New York Stock Exchange opening bell this morning along with members of the National Kidney Foundation. This is a sign. Based on my advanced market analysis, when someone this cool rings the opening bell, the Dow Jones should close just north of the...
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Turns Out Megan Fox’s On Set Chemistry With Optimus Prime Never Went Anywhere
In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar, actress Megan Fox divulged all the dirty details of her sex life. Dim the lights and put on some smooth jazz, because it is about to get HOT:
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone...
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Kristen Stewart Dons Her Crazy Stalker Girlfriend Best To The Remember Me Premiere
Robert Pattinson charmed photographers at the New York premiere of Remember Me last night along with costar Emillie De Raven. However, Kristen Stewart showed up to remind her Twilight costar and alleged boyfriend of the sexy American bombshell he was missing at home.
Don’t worry, Kristen. I’m sure Robert would much rather be stuck...
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The Bachelor Thinks With His D, Not With His B (Brain)
Last night saw the series finale of ABC’s The Bachelor, featuring airline pilot and part-time stomach clothes-washer Jake Pavelka choosing between a gaggle of sharp-toothed, man-thirsty ladies, thrown into a house with a trunk full of sateen clearance prom gowns, and told to do whatever it takes to win this man’s love. It...
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Larry King Calls Johnny Weir “Fierce” And Is Now No Longer Old
Last night on CNN, the big man Larry King asked Olympian Johnny Weir the question that has been on everyone red-blooded American’s mind: “Johnny? How does it feel to be so fierce?” Watch as decades of hard living just disappear from Larry’s face. He should bottle this effect and sell it to housewives:
I really...
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Stare At This Photo Of Lady Gaga And Cyndi Lauper And See A Hidden Picture!
Remember those Magic Eye books where you would stare at an abstract image and a hidden picture would appear? Well the same effect actually happened today when Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper got together for photographers at an event in London.
Relax your eyes. Now stare at the photo below. Do you see it yet?
If...
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JWoww’s Dad Says “That’s Mr. Woww To You”
Everyone’s favorite grapefruit smuggler, Jenni ‘JWoWW’ Farley of Masterpiece Theater’s Jersey Shore, celebrated a very special event this past weekend: Her 25th birthday party at the Moon nightclub in Las Vegas. And no stripper’s birthday party would be complete without the man who got you there to begin with: Your loving father. ...
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Dave Grohl Totally Agrees With Me That He Looks Like Shelley Duvall
A couple weeks back I suggested some casting ideas for the new Kurt Cobain biopic, and in an attempt to be all hilarious and stuff I said that current Them Crooked Vultures drummer Dave Grohl should be played by Shelley Duvall from The Shining. Well it turns out I was right on the money....
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Anne Hathaway Has GOT To Learn How You Dress For A Tim Burton Premiere
Anne Hathaway showed up to the London premiere of Alice in Wonderland today looking all beautiful and shiny. Too bad she looks like such a trampy FOOL compared to the other ladies that showed up to the green carpet. Man, she must be so mortified she didn’t wear something a little more dignified, like...
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BREAKING: Conan O’Brien’s Second Tweet
We interrupt our regularly scheduled hilarious Photoshopped picture of John Mayer’s head on the VHS cover of Sister Act to tell you that new Twitter user @ConanOBrien has written a second Tweet.
Conan is about to cross the 300,000 follower mark. Meanwhile Jay Leno just learned what a text message is. We will bring you...
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The Many Faces Of Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford attended the premiere of his blockbuster Medidas Extraordinarias in Spain yesterday, and his legendary subtle range was on display for photographers. See the master at work as he demonstrates the Many Faces of Harrison Ford:
The creepy who guy just sent you a drink at the bar
The Kaeto Kalin
More after the jump.
The “Pardon...
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American Idol’s Top 12 Girls Leave a Lot to Be Desired… Talent, Mainly.
American Idol would like you to believe they’ve found the best 12 undiscovered female singers in the country, and they had those 12 singers sing to you last night. What we soon discovered, however, is that these were not, in fact, some of the best female vocalists we’ve ever heard. In fact,...
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Matthew Fox Accused Of Jumping On The Ol’ Adultery With A Stripper Bandwagon
InTouch Weekly has an exclusive interview with a woman claiming to have slept with happily married Lost star Matthew Fox. While Fox’s representatives deny the story, the stripper from Bend, Oregon (FUN FACT: Bend, Oregon is the birthplace of the American strip club) says the two have been together twice. That’s right, TWICE. He...
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The 50 Worst Lady Gaga Impersonators
When Lady Gaga first hit the scene with her “Just Dance” single back in 2008, we figured her for just another fly by night one hit wonder. Now, nearly two years later, and Lady Gaga has become international pop music royalty, bleeding internally on live national television while going platinum 5 times over...
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J-Woww Reveals She Caught That Virus That Makes Her Wear Stripper Clothes
During an interview with MTV News, Jersey Shore’s Jenny “J-Woww” Farley was asked if she regret any of the things she wore during the show’s first season. Her answer was baffling to me:
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Sooo… what exactly does going to the doctor have to do with the dish towel-sized shirts she wore to the club?...
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Can Someone Explain To Me What The Cactus In This Photo Of Jeff Bridges Symbolizes?
Oscar nominee Jeff Bridges is profiled in the new issue of GQ, and there something puzzling about the accompanying photo:
I’m no Annie Leibovitz, but there is a obviously a giant cactus in the way of the subject of the photo here. That’s just poor composition if you ask me.
Is the cactus a metaphor? Maybe...
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The Dalai Lama Totally Zings Tiger Woods
During Friday’s big Apology Tour 2010 kickoff event, Tiger Woods said he would turn to Buddhism to help him on his road to recovery. However, if Woods thinks he can just waltz past the velvet rope in to Club Karma, he just got a rude awakening from the doorman. According to People Magazine:
Not everyone...
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Gob Bluth’s Presence Was Still Not Enough To Lift Team Canada Hockey Past Team USA
Team Canada’s crushing loss to Team USA in hockey last night was bad enough, but to make matters worse they did it in front of one of their most valuable exports, Will Arnett.
If I had been coaching Team Canada and found myself losing 3-2 after two periods, I would have pulled Arnett in the...
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Robert Pattinson Shows His Full Range Of Emotions At The BAFTA Awards
The BAFTA Awards were held in London yesterday (BAFTA stands for “British Actors Freakin’ Talk Awesome” I believe), and among the many big celebrities on hand for the event was Robert Pattinson. The Twilight star did not hesitate to show photographers just why he is the future “Greatest Actor of Our Generation” title holder,...
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Mitt Romney In Best Politician-Rapper Dust Up Since Gingrich v. Skee-Lo
Mitt Romney has been many things: A governor, a Presidential hopeful, a Cylon (alleged). Now he can add “that irritable guy on the airplane” to his resume. TMZ is reporting that former Presidential candidate found himself in a heated argument with Grammy Nominee Sky Blu of the group LMFAO while on an airplane:
According to...
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