Music
Scoop: Dana Delany off ‘Desperate Housewives’?
Ausiello Files
Wow – and I thought I was popular! Dana Delany is so well-regarded over at ABC that network prez Steve McPherson is inviting her to cheat on Desperate Housewives by starring in Body of Evidence, an Alphabet pilot that, if it’s picked up, would almost certainly take her away permanently from Wisteria Lane.
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SNL Presidents Reunion Skit By Funny Or Die (VIDEO)
Bumpshack: Where the News Always Bumps!
Our friends at Funny Or Die made a new skit titled “Presidential Reunion” which features all actors who ever played Presidents on Saturday Night Live. President Barack Obama played by Fred Armisen dreams of a creepy Presidential reunion with George W. Bush (Will Ferrell), George H.W. Bush (Dana Carvey),...
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EXCLUSIVE: Jake ‘The Bachelor’ Cheated On Vienna After Getting Engaged!
Radar
Jake “The Bachelor” Pavelka cheated on Vienna after they got engaged while filming the ABC show, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Jake contacted his ex-girlfriend the day after taping wrapped, a source told RadarOnline.com. During the next few weeks he tried to convince his ex that he still loved her and the women on the show...
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American Apparel Names 3 “Best Butt” Finalists In Competition To See Who Gets Most Roofied By Dov Charney
American Apparel — the porniest porn that ever porned, if you somehow weren’t aware — is down to three Butt Finalists in their “Search For The World’s Best Butt” competition. The winner will get flown to Los Angeles, participate in their own AA photoshoot, and get the sh*t sexually harrassed out of them by...
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Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart Welcome A Daughter!
Celebrity Baby Scoop
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have welcomed a daughter, Hollyscoop reports.
Reportedly, Rebecca checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and gave birth this afternoon (March 3). As planned, Eric was right by her side the entire time and was even seen in sexy scrubs! No further information has been released at...
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Robert Buckley as Bucky? Who’s Captain America?
Screen Rant
It’s now March 3, 2010 which means that the casting deadline of March 1st as revealed by Joe Johnston, director of The First Avenger: Captain America has come and gone and we still don’t know who Captain America is. We at least know a group of candidates but that may not actually represent...
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How the Movie Studios Got Their Logos
Asylum
Ever wondered what Oscar-winning composers, Irish lions, cocktail napkins and the Illuminati have in common? No, it's not what you're thinking (weirdo). They were, in fact, all somehow involved in the creation of five of the most recognizable movie-studio logos ever to grace the silver screen.
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Grizz From 30 Rock Will Singlehandedly Drive The Dow Up A Bazillion Points Or So
Call your brokers, everyone! Grizz Chapman from 30 Rock rang the New York Stock Exchange opening bell this morning along with members of the National Kidney Foundation. This is a sign. Based on my advanced market analysis, when someone this cool rings the opening bell, the Dow Jones should close just north of the...
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The Biggest Damn Magazine Ad I’ve Ever Seen
I opened up the latest issue of Sports Illustrated (the one with Sidney Crosby on the cover – wooooo!) and the magazine forcefully directed me to the dead center to behold the most unnecessarily large pop-out magazine ad I’ve ever seen:
I’m surprised The Pacific went with something so understated — I would’ve inserted one...
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The Bachelor Engagement Has Now Lastedddd…. 4 Days
This Sunday, much to the pained chagrin of females from coast to coast, ABC’s Bachelor Jake Pavelka got down on his tanned, sexy knee to propose to Vienna, a girl who accidentally fell into her pappy’s alligator meat dehydrator. And the country’s collective heart imploded. Then we remembered… wait, they’re both idiots....
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Stoop to the Stoop My Darlin: It’s a 227 Reunion
227. Along with Amen and Punky Brewster, perhaps the favorite television show from my childhood. The stoop stylings of Maaaary, Pearl, Rose, and, of course, Soooondra created the African-American family I always wished I was a part of. And this week, The Today Show finally did it: They reunited the cast of...
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This Ke$ha-$tar War$ Video Is Our Only Hope
Did you see the video for Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” and think, “This video is just not nearly nerdy enough for my liking”? I know I did.
Fear not, because the internet came through and provided us with the dose of Star Wars we crave in the music of our troubled pop stars. This video is...
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Shaun White Appears On Rolling Stone Cover Peeing Flames Onto Snowboard
Shaun White continued the quadra-annual “Couple Weeks Of Momentum After The Olympics Before We Resume Not Thinking About These People For Three And A Half Years” tradition by appearing on this XTREME! Rolling Stone cover.
I’m pretty sure it’s either an homage to Jimi Hendrix or to that angry shirtless America Robot who used to...
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Halo Reach Beta trailer shows jet packs, assassinations
Xbox 360 Fanboy
Huh? What do you think you're doing? You're reading a post that has "shows jet packs" in the headline? When you know that there's a Halo Reach beta trailer (initially leaked by a Taiwanese site called GNN) right after the break? We're just going to assume you've already watched it, because any...
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Valerie Bertinelli Sitcom (with Betty White!) is a Go at TV Land
TVsquad
Betty White has always been beloved by TV fans, but now she has reached a level of attention she probably never had before. She has hundreds of thousands of fans on Facebook who want her to host...
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Breakfast Topic: If you could redo features in Wrath, what would they be?
WOW Insider
With Cataclysm looming on the horizon, as Wrath of the Lich King winds down, it's a good time to reflect on the expansion and see how things could've gone better. In the recently concluded...
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Watch This: Official Trailer for After.Life with Ricci & Neeson
First Showing
Anchor Bay has debuted the official trailer (via Apple) for their upcoming thriller After.Life starring Liam Neeson, Christina Ricci and Justin Long. The concept for this is pretty damn unique and...
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Martin Scorsese Says Even Films Like Precious Should Be in 3D
Slash Film
We’ve heard Hollywood executives like Jeffrey Katzenberg fighting the big fight, making big claims, that one day, someday, every movie will be released in 3D, including dramatic indie films. We’ve...
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Cablevision and ABC Disney Feuding in NYC
TVsquad
Another media outlet and cable company are feuding again. Only this time, some serious collateral damage hangs in the balance.
ABC Disney and Cablevision are in another programming feud with...
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Courtney Love’s Hole Debuts ‘Skinny Little Bitch’ Single
Oh! No! They D!dn't
Courtney Love was on KROK today to promote the new Hole single 'Skinny Little Bitch' and she announced it would be available as a FREE download on her site, NobodysDaughter.com, for one day only. The DJ's inquired as to who the song was about and even suggested Lindsay Lohan but Love...
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